GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And